Groucho Marx
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. A child of five would understand... Read More →
George Bernard Shaw
A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.... Read More →
W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. A woman drove me to drink and I... Read More →
Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges... Read More →
Oscar Wilde
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees... Read More →
Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody... Read More →
H. L. Mencken
The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself,... Read More →